Fake-It Vegetable Soup/Stew

I call this "fake-it" because I just threw things together in a slow-cooker and turned it on and hoped for the best.

So let's see, what did I do?

2 russet potatoes
1 sweet potato
a handful of baby carrots
a handful of green beans
frozen peas
frozen corn
half an onion
a full box of beef stock
garlic
Pasta Sprinkle from Penzey's (salt-free Italian seasoning blend)

Peel what you're supposed to peel, cube what you should cube, etc... then just throw everything in the Crockpot, turn it on high, and wait four hours.

Bibimbap / Bulgogi

This is my new favorite food. (No offense, popcorn.) I could write many long paragraphs about how amazing this food is, but I'm going to skip that so you can get to making it - and therefore, eating it - much sooner. Only one disclaimer: It's cheater bulgogi. I've been trying to find a word that's the equivalent of "gringo" to Korean, because that's what it feels like.

(Cheater) Bulgogi
Recipe adapted from here

1/3 cup brown sugar
1/4 cup soy sauce
1 T sesame oil
1/2 t crushed red pepper flakes
1/4 t ground ginger
3 cloves minced garlic
1 pound ground beef (less fat, the better)
2 green onions, thinly sliced

In a small bowl, whisk together the first 5 ingredients. Heat the oil in a skillet, add garlic and cook for a minute (stirring). Add ground beef and brown it, then drain the fat. Add the sauce mixture and the green onions, and mix well, heating through.

(Cheater) Kimchi
Recipe adapted from here

1 can sauerkraut
sesame oil
sesame seeds
chili powder
minced garlic
lemon juice

Drain the sauerkraut in a colander, and rinse it really well in running cold water. Let it drain for a while; pat it with a paper towel if it's still really wet. Lightly coat in sesame oil (while still in colander). Transfer to a bowl and add a handful of sesame seeds; mix. In a small bowl, combine a handful of chili powder, nearly the same amount of minced garlic, and about a teaspoon of lemon juice (less if you used liquid from the minced garlic). Mix it into a paste and add to the sauerkraut, mixing to thoroughly coat. Let it sit for a while (in the refrigerator is best) to combine flavors.

(Cheater) Bibimbap

white rice
bulgogi recipe above
kimchi recipe above
cucumbers, carrots, mushrooms (whatever vegetables of your choice)
eggs

This is the order I make everything in to get the timing as close to perfect as possible:
- Make rice and set aside. (Keep covered to keep warm.) While the rice is cooking, I chop up vegetables (cucumbers and, if not pre-shredded, carrots).
- Make the kimchi and put it in the fridge to combine flavors.
- I like toasting my mushrooms in butter, so at this point I melt butter in a pan while chopping up mushrooms very small, and cooking them in the butter until they're darker. (It smells AWESOME.)
- While the mushrooms are cooking, I mix up the sauce for the bulgogi.
- I keep the mushroom pan hot while I start another pan for the beef. Once the beef is drained, I add the sauce to it and I start frying eggs in the mushroom pan. It's okay for the beef/sauce to stay warm a few extra minutes while I finish up eggs.
- Now you can assemble everything! Rice on the bottom, veggies and kimchi around the side in little piles, beef in the middle, fried egg on top! And don't forget, you're supposed to mix it all up to eat it! (Personally, I like to compose individual bites to create more variety, but you do you.)

Notes:
- This makes EXCELLENT leftovers. I never thought something with rice could make good leftovers. I usually only have rice, beef, and cucumbers leftover, but I can fry a new egg if I'm eating the leftovers at home, and I could start making way more mushrooms so there can be some leftover.
- This is crazy customizable. You can put more/less of whatever ingredient(s) you (dis)like.

New Place, First Meal

Yes, we've moved since I last posted here. And last night, I got the kitchen unpacked, so tonight, I cooked dinner!

I've recently started using Ibotta and Cartwheel to save some money. (I mean very recently... so far I've saved a little over $5 with Cartwheel and before the receipt for this meal I had $2.50 on Ibotta.)

So today when I went grocery shopping on my lunch break, I tried to buy exclusively things that were on one app or both. Out of the whole receipt, the only things not on either app were potatoes, which I thought I would use in tonight's dinner but decided to go with pasta instead.

Which means this meal was made exclusively from items purchased cheaper or with rebates using those two apps. And I totally winged the whole meal. And it was pretty delicious.

To ease myself back into the food blogging thing, I'm not going to do formatted recipes, just a narrative of what I did.

Boneless Pork Chops, Onions, and Italian-Parmesan Pasta

First, I started the water boiling for the pasta, to give myself some time to figure out what else I wanted to do. Once it started boiling, I put in the pasta and cooked it about 7 minutes (I didn't use much). While that was boiling, I put Italian breadcrumbs, Parmesan cheese, garlic powder, and shallot-pepper seasoning in a bowl and mixed it up, and whisked an egg in another bowl. I also chopped up about half an onion. Once the pasta was done, I drained it in a colander and rinsed it with cold water. Then I put a skillet on the hot burner and melted about 1 Tbsp butter in it. I dredged the boneless center cut pork chops in the egg, then the breadcrumb mixture, coating them evenly, and put them in the skillet. I didn't time them, but a few minutes on each side? Part of the time it was covered, and part of the time it wasn't. Like I said, I winged it all. Once I cut into one and they were done, I moved them to a plate and put the pan lid over them to keep them warm. Then I put another 1/2 Tbsp or so of butter in the pan and put in the onions and maybe 1 tsp of minced garlic. I stirred them up to get the bits up from the pork in the pan mixed in with the onions, and I salted them a little. While they cooked, I put some zesty Italian dressing in the pasta and mixed it thoroughly, then did the same with some Parmesan.

Couscous Cakes

Couscous Cakes

adapted from here

Instructions
1 cup cooked couscous
2 eggs
about 3 T panko bread crumbs
parsley, basil, salt, pepper, garlic powder
3 T olive oil

Equipment
saucepan, saute pan, stove

Instructions
Lightly beat the eggs. Mix the cooked couscous in with the eggs until incorporated. If it seems too thin, add the panko crumbs a little at a time, mixing thoroughly to see if you need more. Add the seasonings and mix thoroughly. Heat the oil in a pan. Form the couscous mixture into cakes with damp hands and drop carefully into the pan. Cook until browned on each side (about 5-7 minutes per side for me).

Yields
I got five out of this much mixture

Total time
Including cooking the couscous, about 15 minutes

Cleanup rating 3/10
Not including the pot you cooked the couscous in, all you have is a bowl that you mixed in and the pan of oil.

Difficulty rating 4/10
The trickiest skill required is knowing how much of the panko you need to mix in. It's not even hard to flip the cakes, if you wait until they're done on the first side.

Flavor rating 5/10
This is the simple, basic version. The original recommended including chopped pistachios, which I didn't have and I didn't think would go too well with the seared tuna and sauteed green beans, so I left them out. I would definitely recommend putting SOMETHING in them, and if you don't, go a little heavy on the salt, or serve them with some kind of sauce on them.

Adjustability: high
You can put all sorts of things in these, as long as they're small (or chopped fine) enough to not break up the structural integrity of the cakes. Pistachios or other chopped nuts, peas or chopped pieces of broccoli, asparagus, carrot, or other veggies, small pieces of meat like chicken, bacon, or ground beef... the possibilities are endless. You can also change the seasonings to whatever you want, and serve it with any kind of sauce (to match whatever you put inside them or serve it with).

Make it with...
I started off thinking I'd just make some sushi rice to go with our tuna, then I thought I'd try making rice pilaf, and then Birk suggested couscous or quinoa. So anything you'd make a grain with, you can make these with.

Baked Ziti

Baked Ziti

Ingredients

pasta (I used penne rigate, making this actually "baked penne")

pasta sauce (whatever you like)

ricotta cheese

shredded mozzarella

Equipment

pot, oven, stove, baking dish

Instructions

Prepare the pasta according to package instructions. Preheat oven to 350F. Drain it and put it in the baking dish. Add sauce to your liking and stir until evenly coated. Add ricotta and stir until thoroughly incorporated. Top with mozzarella. Bake for about 30 minutes (until cheese is melted and bubbly).

Yields

as much as you make

Total time

about 45 minutes

Cleanup rating 3/10

If you stir the sauce and cheese in with everything already in the baking dish, you only have one thing to really clean. And if you wait too long to do it (or keep leftovers in the dish) it'll be harder to clean.

Difficulty rating 3/10

Other than just boiling pasta and adding sauce, this is almost the easiest pasta dish you could possibly make.

Flavor rating 8/10

Classic, simple, and delicious. I think of baked ziti as a wintry comfort food.

Adjustability: medium

Use whatever kind of pasta you want. Obviously it's intended to be ziti, but like I said in the "ingredients" section, I used penne rigate. I was looking for rigatoni, but couldn't find any. We also had rotini, which would work just fine. It only gets weird if you use long pasta like spaghetti or vermicelli, or small pasta like orzo. You can also use whatever sauce you like (I imagine it would be interesting to try an alfredo sauce or something) and any cheese. You could put veggies or meats in it, too.

Make it with...

I went super simple and just microwaved some frozen peas, but any green veggie goes really well with pasta. Salad is a good choice too. To make a more robust meal, you could make chicken or steak or pork chops or something like that with it.

Crostini

My favorite thing at Baker's Crust is the apple and brie bruschetta, with green apples, brie, walnuts, and caramel sauce. It's absurdly delicious. That is what I was thinking of when I threw this together.

Apple Crostini

Ingredients

apple

honey

goat cheese

French bread

butter

Equipment

griddle pan, stove

Instructions

Melt butter on the griddle pan and lay slices of bread on top. While the bread toasts (don't forget to check on it and flip it when it's ready!) slice the apple. (It'll take longer than that, so maybe cook something else in the meantime.) When the toast is done on both sides, spread goat cheese on one side, lay apple slices on top, and drizzle with honey. Devour.

Yields

as many pieces as you want to make

Total time

5 minutes

Cleanup rating 1/10

Wash the butter off the griddle pan, and drop a knife in the dishwasher, and you're done.

Difficulty rating 2/10

If you can make grilled cheese, you can make this.

Flavor rating 10/10

One of my new favorite foods, hands-down. I love it and I want to eat all of it forever.

Adjustability: high

You can put whatever you want on a crostini! Any kind of cheese, herbs, vegetables, fruits, sauces, anything!

Make it with...

Anything or nothing. As you can see in the photo, I made the kale and onion saute (but I actually got the onions cooked all the way this time, so it was much better) and sauteed some beer brats, for a well-rounded and delicious dinner.

Maple Bacon Walnut Green Beans, and Candied Walnuts

Yes, vegetables are inherently good for you. But sometimes you feel like making them as bad for you as possible. Adding bacon, maple syrup, and candied nuts to them is a good way to accomplish that goal. Here's how:

Maple Bacon Walnut Green Beans

adapted from here

Ingredients
about a pound of green beans
3 T maple syrup
2 T olive oil
1 T red wine vinegar
1/2 t Dijon mustard
2 cloves garlic, minced
6 slices cooked bacon, chopped
1/4 cup chopped candied walnuts

Equipment
whisk; pot; colander; large bowl; stove

Instructions
Bring a pot of water to a boil. Boil the green beans for 3-5 minutes (they should still be crisp). While the beans boil, whisk the syrup, oil, vinegar, mustard, and garlic together. Drain the green beans immediately and put them in a large bowl with ice water. After three minutes, drain the green beans again. Pat them with a paper towel, then toss them in the dressing. Top with bacon and walnuts. Salt and pepper if preferred.

Yields
4 servings

Total time
15 minutes

Cleanup rating 3/10
If you do this correctly, you should only have one bowl that needs good cleaning. Other than that, you have the pot you boiled the green beans in, and the colander. (And a whisk.)

Flavor rating 8/10
How can you go wrong? It's salty and sweet, bacon-y and maple-y, and still a crisp green vegetable.

Difficulty rating 6/10
For a side dish, there's a bit of work that goes into this, but it pays off. Don't forget that there are steps not technically included here (like cooking the bacon, and if you're making the candied nuts yourself, you need to get that done before you start, too).

Adjustability: low
There aren't many things you could do differently here. I suppose you could use prosciutto instead of bacon if you're the fancy type. The original recipe used pecans, but I had walnuts, and sliced almonds would be good too.

Make it with...
As you can see in the photo, I made it with a potato-onion-sausage saute (also delicious) but this could go with anything you'd pair with green beans. Beef, chicken, pork, turkey, something vegetarian (although these are decidedly non-vegetarian, what with the bacon and all).

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If you can't find candied nuts to your liking or at all, or you have some plain nuts on standby that you want to use up, this is how I made mine. They weren't perfect, and I would adjust the recipe or find a different one (or just make the nuts earlier and let them dry some more before making the green beans) but it works!

Candied Walnuts
adapted from here

Ingredients
2 cups of nuts (walnuts, in my case)
4 T butter
4 T brown sugar
sprinkle of cinnamon (optional)

Equipment
microwave; bowl; parchment or wax paper

Instructions
Melt the butter in a bowl. Add the nuts and toss to coat evenly. Add the sugar and cinnamon (optional) and stir until incorporated. Spread on paper and allow to cool.

Yields
2 cups of nuts (plenty more than enough for the green beans recipe)

Total time
5 minutes

Cleanup rating 2/10
Only one bowl (and disposable paper) but it's a sticky mess of a bowl.

Difficulty rating 2/10
Stupid easy, just don't burn your fingers on the bowl.

Flavor rating 6/10
They're pretty good, but if I were going to eat them by themselves, I'd change something... I just don't know what.

Adjustability: low
You could add other spices, but there isn't much to this recipe, so there isn't much you can change.

Make it with...
Obviously, with the green bean recipe above. But you could put these on salads or eat them as a snack.